boypillow:

annoyingbloqqer:

life hack: kill everyone except ur crush so they’re forced to date u

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mickeyandcompany:

What if the Disney Princesses were colorized the same way they are colorized in their merchandise?

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sociopath-with-a-box:

We were playing battleship on graphs today in math class and the teacher goes “Your ship cant curve. Ships are straight.” And this guy a couple seats over blurts out NOT ALL SHIPS

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buckinglovespit:

notyourordinarytherapist:

notsocrazyafterall:

I found this on ifunny, and you know what? This douchebag needs to be known. Noone should ever be allowed to make someone hurt so badly. Lets signal boost this.

I must not break another key board.
I Must Not Break Another Keyboard.
I MUST NOT BREAK ANOTHER KEYBOARD.
I MUST NOT BREAK ANOTHER KEYBOARD.
I MUST NOT BREAK ANOTHER KEYBOARD.

I DFKJDKJEKFVNBR;GRN;OBSHBGLY

FUCK.

He deserves to be set on fire

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pls, if you will

Black: I would date you.
Green: I think you’re cute.
Blue: You are my tumblr crush.
Grey: I wish we still talked
Purple:  I really love your blog.
Teal: We have a lot in common.
Yellow: FUCK ME, LET’S FUCK.
Orange: I don’t like your blog.
Brown: I don’t like you.
Pink: I think you are unattractive.
Red: I hate you with a burning passion.
White: Marry me.

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connerkentseyebrows:

nerrrdstark:

delicately-interconnected:

imkirby:

Laverne Cox should play Wonder Woman

Or a woman should play Wonder Woman

  1. Laverne Cox IS a woman.
  2. Your blog claims to be about feminism but you obviously don’t understand feminism. Feminism is not about supporting females like you say on your blog. It’s about supporting women.
  3. You’re trash.

Laverne Cox for Wonder Woman 2k14

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See what your followers think of you.

BLACK = I would date you.
GREEN = I think you’re cute.
BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
GREY = I wish you would notice me.
PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
TEAL = We have a lot in common.
YELLOW = I don’t know you at all.
ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
BROWN = I don’t like you.
PINK = I think you are unattractive.
RED = I hate you with a burning passion.
WHITE = hEY YOu, Yes You. I wanT 2 Eat UR ASS
RAINBOW = BED PLZ.

(Source: omgreblog)

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dreamerbird416:

MY CAT JUST FUCKING CAME ON AND DROPPED A DEAD MOUSE AT MY FEET.

AND NOW SHE’S FUCKING PLAYING WITH IT.

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MY CAT JUST FUCKING CAME ON AND DROPPED A DEAD MOUSE AT MY FEET.

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Anonymous said: So I originally came to your blog to leave you a sweet anon, but the next think I knew I was liking and reblogging a lot of your stuff. Anyway I love you woman!! You are amazing and fantastic and wonderful and beautiful and funny and sweet.

I’m pretty sure this is from Rebecca again -_- but either way thank you! :D

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octoswan:

there’s a comic book store in my town that gives ladies a 10% discount and the people who work there are really friendly so lots of ladies show up to hang out and buy comics and one time i was looking through some new releases and this guy walked in, saw all the ladies, did a double take, and said really loudly and condescendingly, ‘there sure are a lot of girls in here for a comic store!’ and laughed but no one else laughed with him and it was glorious

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consultingsonic:

madblackgirl:

team 5’5 and under where ya at

they didn’t let us in they thought we were 12

(Source: blackfemalepresident)

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heathermorris:

i’m one of those annoying people who’s always like “omg i know that actor from somewhere omg i recognize them whAT WERE THEY IN” when watching tv shows/movies who then proceeds to look it up on their phone and inform everyone that said actor was an extra in an episode of some stupid 90s sitcom once

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