novelteathought:

strivingking:

When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like

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okay but the guy in blue gets up and hold onto the back of the red guys shirt like a small child or perhaps a duckling

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antiquers:

Proof that Jared is 50% Princess 40% Kitten 10% Child and 100% Idiot
       →  [  ]

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windycarnage:

windycarnage:

i am just a tiny bun dont b mean 2 me pls

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yayasmeen:

I think my selfie problem is getting out of hand..

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genies:

I think as you grow older your christmas list gets smaller and the things you really want for the holidays can’t be bought

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youaintshitok:

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree.

That makes it a plant.

Chocolate is salad.

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uas-fractum:

suspend-me-in-crystal:

The look of horror in their eyes.


They actually look very much like their characters in the bottom shot….

uas-fractum:

suspend-me-in-crystal:

The look of horror in their eyes.

They actually look very much like their characters in the bottom shot….

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straightedgemama:

thew0lfqueen:

Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with

This is like really sound advice though

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leonqueerwata:

"what are the chances of EVERYONE in a group of friends being queer" you do realize that we all tend to flock together like penguins huddling for warmth in a cold, heteronormative world, right

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eternal-sleeper:

harry-frickin-potter:

DO YOU EVER GET A REALLY GOOD HUG FROM SOMEONE AND YOU’RE LIKE WAIT NO HUG ME MORE

IT’S EVEN WORSE IF THEY SMELL NICE

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One: My muse will kiss yours on the lips
Two: My muse will get down on their knees for your muse
Three: Your muse owns mine for two days
Four: My muse submits for yours
Five: My muse dominates yours
Six: My muse gives yours a striptease
Seven: My muse trails kisses down your muses chest

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camera-eyes-and-far-cries:

aqualateral:

back to school commercials

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back to school commercials after graduation

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comraderogers:

Avengers vine idea: to the tune of bohemian rhapsody, Natasha says ‘thunderbolts and lightening’, Clint says ‘very very frightening’, then the camera pans around to Thor out the window summoning lightening like ‘ME’

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