yourehidingfrommenow:

domdean:

cuntakinte:

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

you will never know which of these two statements reign true for people who reblogs this and that bothers me

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abiotrophyarsonist:

jettara:

wayward-and-free:

bitch-with-a-blue-box:

Look at this. Look at this pic. This is Toothless when he had to bow to the Alpha.  Notice how he doesn’t like it. How he’s angry. It’s because he doesn’t like being bossed around. He only listens to Hiccup because Hiccup sees him as equal, with respect.  That’s why he didn’t take any livestock for the mountain dragon. He didn’t like it. He only destroys the weapon towers because he’s protecting his brothers and sisters.

Is it that he doesn’t listen because he doesn’t like to be bossed around or is it that he’s supposed to be the boss?
Last of his kind, powerful, intelligent, and intimidating. Am I the only one who thinks Toothless is an Alpha dragon??

In the books Toothless was a baby SGM, what if film Toothless hasn’t even come close to his full size either? What if he grows to be as big as a Bewilderbeast?

I actually think this is more along the terms of humility. Toothless doesn’t like being bossed around at all, but no one was forcing him to bow here. That’s respect that he’s showing for such a powerful dragon.

abiotrophyarsonist:

jettara:

wayward-and-free:

bitch-with-a-blue-box:

Look at this. Look at this pic. This is Toothless when he had to bow to the Alpha.
Notice how he doesn’t like it. How he’s angry.
It’s because he doesn’t like being bossed around. He only listens to Hiccup because Hiccup sees him as equal, with respect.
That’s why he didn’t take any livestock for the mountain dragon. He didn’t like it. He only destroys the weapon towers because he’s protecting his brothers and sisters.

Is it that he doesn’t listen because he doesn’t like to be bossed around or is it that he’s supposed to be the boss?

Last of his kind, powerful, intelligent, and intimidating. Am I the only one who thinks Toothless is an Alpha dragon??

In the books Toothless was a baby SGM, what if film Toothless hasn’t even come close to his full size either? What if he grows to be as big as a Bewilderbeast?

I actually think this is more along the terms of humility. Toothless doesn’t like being bossed around at all, but no one was forcing him to bow here. That’s respect that he’s showing for such a powerful dragon.

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darkness-matters:

teastars:

breebird33:

wessasaurus-rex:

The first time i saw this vine, i laughed so hard. 

YESSS MY FAVORITE!!!!

I ALMOST SHOVED MY COMPUTER OFF MY DESK OH GOD

I said that this couldn’t be that great.

I was so wrong.

(Source: lanactrlaltdelrey)

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Anonymously tell me your feelings for me.

mochi-bunnies:

It doesn’t have to be romantic (though if you did feel that way, it’d be perfectly fine). Just how you feel in general. I get curious of people’s impressions of me.

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loki-waywardson:

ok but seriously my favourite prehistoric animal is definitely andrewsarchus
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THEIR JAW WAS A METER LONG

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LOOK AT THAT SIZE COMPARISON
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BUT THAT’S NOT THE BEST BIT
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YOU SEE THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES AREN’T BEARS
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OR WOLVES
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NO
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THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES
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(Source: urmotherwasahamster)

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nickyknockout:

leonibuki:

so this is an thing that happened ?? this is my family picture (im the one of the far right btw)
it got posted on both 9gag and also reddit by an unknown weirdo who probably got it from my sister’s fb
but don’t worry though we actually have no problem with this at all ! reading the comments has been the funniest thing ever so keep it up





Family goals

nickyknockout:

leonibuki:

so this is an thing that happened ?? this is my family picture (im the one of the far right btw)

it got posted on both 9gag and also reddit by an unknown weirdo who probably got it from my sister’s fb

but don’t worry though we actually have no problem with this at all ! reading the comments has been the funniest thing ever so keep it up

Family goals

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flawfilled:

RIP to all those who didn’t make it to 2014. And to those that did; I’m so, so proud of you.

I didn’t even try to scroll past this

(Source: j-o-s-h-ramsay)

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itistimetodisappear:

sweetmoonbeam17:

littlefairytaleprince:

I don’t remember this character.

HICCUP, HE’S RIGHT BEHIND YOU


Hiccup, don’t. move. a. muscle.I’ll get the knife.

itistimetodisappear:

sweetmoonbeam17:

littlefairytaleprince:

I don’t remember this character.

HICCUP, HE’S RIGHT BEHIND YOU

Hiccup, don’t. move. a. muscle.
I’ll get the knife.

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y-u-so-gian:

theanti90smovement:

right now a baby is being born

right now someone just clogged a public toilet and is running out of the bathroom as fast as they can

life goes on

Hopefully this is not the same person

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drunkenashes:

can yOU IMAGINE SEEING YOUR INTERNET FRIEND SMILING FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FRONT OF YOU. I BET THEIR SMILE CAN LIGHT uP THIS ENTIRE WORLD 

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inlovewiththepractice:

I heard this on the radio. Mike Brown was a kid who didn’t want to play football, even though he had the body for it. When asked why, he told his friends that he didn’t want to hit anybody.

This is the child that they’re going to paint as a thug. 

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taco-bell-rey:

People that still tell “women in the kitchen” jokes

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shingeki-no-way-out:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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808kangaroo:

taco-bell-rey:

Ke$ha is a perfect example of how the media loves to make intelligent girls seem dumb and bitchy even though they are actually smart and caring. Ke$ha isn’t far from being a feminist icon but the media continues to label her as a dumb drunk party girl.

and Ke$ha is all for loving yourself and equality but she continues to receive harassment from mainstream media. Enough harassment to the point that she developed an eating disorder because of it. She is an example of how horrible and sexist the music industry is.

Ke$ha stands in the category of “gifted genius”, she scored near perfect (1500) on her SAT’s and has an IQ of 140

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